Not drowning, but waving

So why have I published the lyrics to Dogs as my first post? Put simply, because Roger Waters' cynical description of business sums up how some of my clients view me. You see, I'm the devil, Beelzebub, the fallen angel. The smell of sulphur follows me around. I'm a consultant. And for my sins (this is getting Biblical), I do all my work for the public sector. And I used to work for the very people who now use my "private" services. Gamekeeper turned poacher, so to speak. But I'm dragged down by the stone and so this is me swimming back to the surface to shout back at them before I cut the rope and head out to sea, not drowning but waving, as I leave them on the windswept shore.

But I'm going to have some fun before I go!